2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021

Rules

Never having been the kind of person to follow other people's rules than your own isnt giving up on following rules.

Rules are meant for the kinds of people who follow them or behave exactly within them. Most people are human, and know when expectations aren't just making lives difficult, they're not human expectations, people are expecting them to be docile, programmable robots awaiting commands, directions, and instructions because that's what the people expecting them to be that way are when they're not posing as somebody like them, one of them, on their side.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Rule 34 b.

It's the alternative of rule 34 "if something exists, there's porn of it". This rule also add "if something exists, there's a fanfiction of it"

Person a: I can't believe there's a fanfic about Ben Shapiro
Person b: it's the Internet rule 34 b.

by WorthlessSouda March 23, 2022

Rule 10,742

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.

BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”

by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023

road rules

one of the original reality shows, this MTV series puts 7 people that they figure won't get along very well in an RV, send them on random missions to earn money,and let them live (and get in fights) together in front of cameras for a few months.

If you like reality TV you can watch Road Rules on MTV.

by hazeyshadeofgrey July 17, 2003

Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.

1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton

by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022

rule 909

you know too much "things"

rule 909 is like rule 34 and "more", you freak

by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024