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Bic's Law

Bic's Law states that 1.) No matter how many lighters you buy, there will always be times of abundant lighters, and there will always be times of no lighters.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.
Right before we found a lighter We recalled Bic's Law. We had a laugh, forgot about it and then found the lighter on the table.
by JINB May 26, 2018
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Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
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first co-cousin-nephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.
My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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McGill's Law of Relatives

No matter whether the person knows it or not, they have a very attractive relative. This can be anything from a cousin, mother, uncle, and so forth.
Man, I just got back from the family reunion. McGill's Law of Relatives is going strong in my family!
by xelA kebreT September 2, 2010
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Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008
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