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Diana Syndrome

Once you engage in sexual intercourse with a female named Diana (a Dirty Diana) you will contract Diana Syndrome - An incurable disease built for the streets, meaning although she gets with the whole gang you will continue to run back to her... eventually belonging to the streets yourself.
you forgot his is got Diana Syndrome.. his not even worth it.
by fullysickbaby September 16, 2020
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Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.
Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
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Magpie Syndrome

The Magpie Syndrome is the condition of clumsiness. Resulting in having the Magpie Syndrome, you will become much clumsier than your usual self. Most likely, you will trip and fall every minute or so. The Magpie Syndrome is a very contagious condition that may be fatal. If the effects of the Magpie Syndrome are serious enough, it would be known as the Black-billed Magpie Syndrome. The Black-billed Magpie Syndrome is a branched off adaptation of the Magpie Syndrome. It contains the same effects of the Magpie Syndrome; however, the effects would result in more harmful injuries.
"Oh no, Fatima A contracted the Black-billed Magpie Syndrome! She fell over the sidewalk and now is bleeding from her forehead."
by Black-billed Magpie February 4, 2022
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ROFL Syndrome

When somebody transforms from a decent person to a total asshole. The transformation includes thousands of rituals cast by damned beings in the atmosphere, where they choose one unlucky victim. The victim then becomes an asshole for the rest of his/her life. The abyss, doesn't help. Monsters from the abyss rise and resurrect mystic beings to then conclude and disasterize the whole operation. Meteor showers will rain down and give countless people ROFL Syndrome. Then the Hydlide begins. This isn't good. The asshole then starts shatting in people's eyeballs.
I think Jenny has ROFL Syndrome.

ROFL he has ROFL Syndrome.
by Fresh Out of the Oven September 20, 2011
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Cutter's Syndrome

A hereditary disease that causes a permanently weak coccyx and bad breath
Damn bro I fell off the stage at the club, I think I have Cutter's syndrome !
by Jerry A Trick October 22, 2017
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Penial Syndrome

When someone becomes unable to read cursive; to act gay to a black person
Example 1:
A: Damn B, I can't read your cursive.
B: Well A, it might be Penial Syndrome.

Example 2:
N: Damn, this chicken tastes good G!
G: Let me suck your dick N
N: Wtf, did something give you Penial Syndrome? Faggot.
by Nigger The Sex Maniac June 22, 2019
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burnt-syndrome

The burning sensation you get sometimes from smoking. It results from smoke reaching your nasal cavity and the back of your throat.
Burnt-syndrome occurs when you are smoking and for some unknown reason you get smoke up in your nasal cavity and the back of your throat. This results in an unpleasant burning sensation.
by Legendaryben November 17, 2009
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