Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants

Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.

by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022

poop pants no diaper

funny???????

poop pants no diaper is funny????????????

by Zecter April 6, 2021

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013

skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018

Pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.

My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding.

by In A Rut February 17, 2024

Ball Choker Pants

Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022