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P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends Pat and Paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the P&P sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their own bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. They begin shouting P&P sandwich while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. once they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Don't meet Pat and Paul at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet there so they will try and make a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
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Pushing P

Pushing P like pushing paper, pushing product A.K.A making money moves.
Have you seen Michael lately? he is looking good on road ,he is Pushing P lately.
by BootyJUD February 11, 2022
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When you get so incredibly bored to a point where its unbelievable, literally to the point where you are about to die of boredom you type this. You take four letters, type the front and the start and then do the middle. Repeat for the whole keyboard.
hey dude
yeah?
im bored
type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
done that
ok how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
done that
fine last resort type qrweafsdzvxctiyugkhjb,nmopl\;'
by Curious man June 21, 2023
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Pushing P

Pushing P means that you are a schwuler Hurensohn who sucks on dicks you little Fotzen-Nigga
by Enay Nigga January 19, 2022
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You really that bored now come on learn some math and English do something with your life find a girlfriend for the love of god have a good day

-sawyer
I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored I typed aweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklm,.p lol
by no._.skin._.plays March 28, 2021
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You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken
You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.
by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021
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Pushing P

To be honest ion even kno wat it mean fr but just kno it’s hard. I’m finna go Pushing P
by Mojis JABOECHAY January 18, 2022
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