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Milk Troll

A Youtuber who uploads a video with full retard sincerity, is wrongfully praised for being a troll, and then “milks” his retardation for more views and approval. The Milk Troll’s popularity is dependent on the gullibility of the Milk Troll Enabler. Milk Trolls and Milk Troll Enablers are especially prevalent in SJW culture, where examples of undiluted SJW retardation make sophisticated SJWs uncomfortable. It is this discomfort that drives SJWs to redefine authentic retardation as an ironic attempt at trolling.
You think that Youtuber is being clever, but he's really just a Milk Troll.
by Maceo Flux July 31, 2016
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milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community
I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS
by annntttt July 27, 2019
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yellow milk

Damn, he shotgunned all that yellow milk in on go!
by A asians guy May 9, 2018
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hard milk

the milk that that's harder than the blue cheese stuck at the back of your god cousin's fridge ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
you wanna play fortnite 😏

no i drank da hard milk 🤮
by organicwhopper April 6, 2022
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hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar
the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.
by polyclef April 12, 2023
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milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.
by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014
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milking the otter

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.
Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.
by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014
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