oh my gouad

the basic bitch way of saying oh my god

**can also be spelled:
gaoud
goud
gouid

*some peasant runs into you*
*turns around* *flips hair* *annoyed hand motion*
"OH MY GOUAD"

by themostswegedgelord April 13, 2017

Oh no no no...

Thing you say, when you are trying to ruin the country with Trumpcare, but its get canceled.

Breaking news, Trumpcare gots cancelled

-Oh no no no...

by KureKureciCZ March 24, 2017

The Oh No

When you are having a moment of horizontal relaxation and the man pulls out prematurely to have a sub optimal bust, exclaims “oh no” , and then jostles forward whilst farting on his own Scrotum.

“This guy Dema came over and he gave me the oh no.”

by PimpScrimp August 20, 2024

Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.

- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...

by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024

Oh no baby pirates

A saying in Snapchat captions after taking a picture of your baby and then drawing an eyepatch on the baby.

Oh no baby pirates

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 4, 2023

Oh My Doff!

This is the extremely cute exclamation of Timothy Collins. He's 2 and can't pronounce his Gs or SHs properly so he says "Oh my doff" instead of "Oh my gosh".

You've been buttering a piece of toast and it slips from your hands on to the floor so you exclaim "Oh my doff!"

by P-Didz June 1, 2018

Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.

“Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018