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national wear red pants day

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"
by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013
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skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018
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Ball Choker Pants

Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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Pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding.
by In A Rut February 17, 2024
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Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.
I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025
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caught with his pants down

To be caught in an embarrassing or compromising situation
"The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."

"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."

"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."
by Morgan Williams July 6, 2022
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Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
by CatDog09 September 7, 2021
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