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blokey pants

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
by angel555 September 16, 2010
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Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom
Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them
by intheknow337 July 8, 2020
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Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants
Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.
by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022
mugGet the Check Pantsmug.

Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries
Did he pulling a saggy pants?
by gay-er-son June 12, 2022
mugGet the Pulling a saggy pantsmug.

Pant

weird pieces of cloth you wear over your legs to restrain your manhood.
Greg doesn't like his manhood so he wears super skinny Pants
by ButterPasser420 June 10, 2014
mugGet the Pantmug.

pants tightening

James : Why are you walking like that bro?

Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right

now..

James : Ewww! TMI!

ex 2

He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.
by trancyxx April 12, 2023
mugGet the pants tighteningmug.

Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
by CatDog09 September 7, 2021
mugGet the Pants your crush daymug.

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