blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
by angel555 September 16, 2010

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them
by intheknow337 July 8, 2020

by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022

by gay-er-son June 12, 2022

by ButterPasser420 June 10, 2014

James : Why are you walking like that bro?
Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right
now..
James : Ewww! TMI!
ex 2
He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.
Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right
now..
James : Ewww! TMI!
ex 2
He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.
by trancyxx April 12, 2023

by CatDog09 September 7, 2021
