good one brian

used when someone tells a bad joke or a bad story, and no one is amused or laughs

"Yo guys one time Mike was doing this thing at the gym...and like..he was like, doing it all wrong"

"Wow, good one Brian"

by brad`` December 21, 2006

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one's and two's

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low

Let's keep this on the one's and two's

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

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A sexy British/Irish boyband created in 2010 by the judges of the X Factor UK. Members include...

-Louis Tomlinson
-Zayn Malik
-Liam Payne
-Niall Horan
-Harry Styles

Louis, Harry, and Liam are full Brits while Niall is Irish and Zayn is British and part Pakistanian. They are gorgeous boys and have won the hearts of fans (DIRECTIONERS!!!) all over the globe.

Keep calm and... OMG IT'S ONE DIRECTION!!!!

by 1234girl1234girl1234 December 7, 2012

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one pump wonder

A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion

A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder

by Spongebob889 November 16, 2013

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one wipe shit

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011

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