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Facebook just blocked me again limiting my law enforcement abilities because I hit the wrong button I should shoot someone
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018
Get the facebook night shift mug.A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
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My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.
by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023
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Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!
Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?
Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?
Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020
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Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.
by AlabamTa October 13, 2017
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Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter
by EdelieMoloney69420 October 11, 2022
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