Facebook

A disgrace to the name of humanity prejudiced furthering agist hatecrime and safe haven for drugs sale assistance with suicide stolen property human trafficking and penetrative child pornography

Facebook just blocked me again limiting my law enforcement abilities because I hit the wrong button I should shoot someone

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

facebook night shift

Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime

“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”

by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018

Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.

Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!

by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011

Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.

My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.

by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023

Facebook

Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.

Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!

by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020

Facebook Munchausen by Proxy

When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.

Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.

by AlabamTa October 13, 2017

Facebook

An app filled with racist and homophobic boomers who post daily bible verses or “THEM LIBERALS STOLE THE ELEVTION” basically another word for an idiot

Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 11, 2022