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An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people
by Udiridneodjrieo January 01, 2022
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The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.
Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.
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The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.
I deleted Facebook and you should too.
by NastyHousewife December 03, 2021
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An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.
Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.
by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022
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A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.
by Spoon-man January 12, 2022
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ily facebook
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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An older app, specifically as old as your grandmother. The Karen of social media and the lame version of instagram.\
Hey Karen! Did you see my new post on Facebook?
by Iamcoolcat January 28, 2021
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