married on facebook

This means a virtual marriage involving Facebook.
It isn't real and can be to just about anybody.

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by Dragon Bubble March 16, 2016

Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.

Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018

facebook barbie

When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.

I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie

by theredcat360 July 7, 2021

facebook energy

Energy from a meme you see that makes you think of originates from Facebook

"Your meme has Facebook Energy" "what do you mean I thought it was funny"

by Ya'and March 9, 2020

Facebooking

verb- wasting time away on Facebook.com; being on Facebook.com; chatting with friends on Facebook.com

I don't text, try Facebooking me next time

by me_again42594 August 22, 2010

facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.

Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.

by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019

Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....

Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.

by cosmic candy September 6, 2017