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Dick Pride

1. Casually means you are indeed a man.
2. When you don't wanna look like a fag for admitting it.
Guy1: Hey man....should i..tell her i like her first...?
Guy2: No dude, have some dick pride you fag!
by Streetwacko December 9, 2014
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Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know
"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."
by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014
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cabin dick

A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.

A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.
My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.
by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014
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Dick Sucker

Frank got promoted because he's a tremendous dick sucker.
by wyomingite99 December 14, 2014
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Steg dick

Genital warts down your penis that makes it look like a stegosaurus!!!!
Mate I've got warts, Let me have a look, shit that looks like a stegosaurus !! Yeah man pure steg dick
by Peej January 3, 2015
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Jingle Dick

by Hipster_boy January 5, 2015
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Ambien dick

When you're high and with a girl and you're about to have sex, but you're so high you cant get a hard on. Usually happens when you're on Ambien.
Me and Kim were about to have sex but I was too high and ended up getting Ambien dick.
by NK is BestKorea January 8, 2015
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