Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.

Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”

by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021

Chris Novak

Little man with strong loving man parts. He pictures himself as a lone wolf who does his own thing but really all he wants is a strong man to tell him what to do.

Chris Novak just ate my booty and apologized for farting before I finished

by Jammerv December 21, 2022

Chris miles

hottest skins character in gen1

Friend1: who's that fittie there
Friend2: oh thats chris miles
Friend1: I'd do him anyday
Friend2: same here , same here

by rayelle' 💸 November 27, 2022

Chris

Sexy ass boy that pulls bitches everyday has no girlfriend because he can’t stand hoes but is one fine ass person Chris is a very good name

Sexy boy Chris that gets all the girls

by Sexy nikka Chris November 23, 2021

Freaky chris

when Christopher daniel Margene gets a bit to freaky~

Person 1: yo did you see that new picture chris sent?

Person 2: ya! he definitely unleashed freaky chris!

by Dodfop July 31, 2024

chris o

a tall useless nigga, he thinks he funny but he not, nigga pull no female

i wish i had your height chris o, i know im useless

by cgjordan0 September 4, 2023

Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021