Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up

Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.

by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

Bird

Someone who is always outside or always wants to be outside

Your a fuckin bird stay ina house

by Imalegcomeslutme May 3, 2024

Birds

The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.

Ah, Fucking Birds Chirping and Shit!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Dump Bird

Australian (Queensland) slang for the bird species Ibis due to the vast numbers found at municipal landfills, dumps and tips.

The sky is full of dump birds. There must be a refuse centre nearby.

by FJDKLtHOMAS s March 28, 2018

Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.

From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.

by togoo January 24, 2014

Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019