crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 19, 2011

Farm-crack

Farm-crack, like bath-tub-crank, but 2025 edition.

And all through the town the people scavenged for what they needed for ;once again:; another batch of the best there is, farm-crack.

by Bings Biblical Books for Boops February 03, 2025

Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.

I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.

by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022

ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.

"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."

by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole

Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"

by eoz91 November 13, 2016

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020