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David

A general term for all the opps
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"

"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
by Italiansushi October 4, 2019
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Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
by Boba14 April 14, 2024
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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022
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David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
by Asterox October 9, 2021
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Davide Crapanzano

I am Davide Crapanzano
by dakedakebird January 23, 2025
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