The absolute love of my life
Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry
by JuuuuliaPerry November 24, 2021
Get the Jason Michael Mahaneymug. 
by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018
Get the Michael McCabemug. by Stain on your shirt kid November 11, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024
Get the Michaelmug. A bellybutton.
by Yolomymum November 24, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. "Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024
Get the Creamy Michaelmug.