Skidded shit

A skoody big shit that takes all of your buttcheeks and breath and it also makes ants crawl in your asscheeks And this can happen to male and female so when your having sex beware of the shooting shit and it can make you feel nasty and like your covered in shit.

Man I took a skidded shit.

by Bigtrek March 25, 2019

blazing shits

A gastro eruption

The results of severe gastro eruption is blazing shits.

by The blazing December 17, 2017

pebble shit

when you shit a very small amount (pebble like)

A girl I know took a pebble shit in her pants, it seeped through onto the hotel linens.

by PebbleShitSista April 22, 2018

Shit it and Get it

1. Basically meaning to do something very quickly or faster than the current speed. 2. To haul ass somewhere. 3.Can also describe how fast an object was going.

1. John: Daryl, you need to hurry up man or we'll be late!

Daryl: Come on man,I still got some stuff to get.

John: Well you better shit it and get it! We don't have time to lose!

3. " Did you see how fast that runner was? That guy was shitting it and getting it!"

by ItsSandman May 1, 2018

Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

shit mound

When you take an enormous, almost never ending shit, and it piles up into a mound that rises above the water level of the toilet bowl

Holy crap, I walked into the bathroom and someone left a massive shit mound!

by Mr. Quackens September 29, 2017

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017