five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.

A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.

by MinekindHD October 23, 2019

Rule-Up

Another term for rule-up
Rule coming from the fact that they are the ones who make the rules
And up is coming from the fact that they are wiser and older
You become a Rule-Up when you turn into an adult

The reason the teacher tells you what to do is because they are a Rule-Up

by Celestialbush22 March 14, 2025

thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

Fresh Trim Rule

If you get a fresh trim, your friends are allowed to slap you on the back of the head two times each.

An example of the Fresh Trim Rule:
Ay mandem, Michael got a fresh trim.

(Michael gets slapped on the back of the head)

by Keiron is a nonce May 23, 2021

50 Percent Rule

When you’re high on weed and hit the vape and your high goes down 50%

Person 1: “Aw man I hit this fucking geek bar and I’m not even high anymore”

Person 2: “That’s the 50 percent rule”

by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024

the rule of E

though often broken, the rule of E states that the vast majority of cheerleaders have a name that ends with the sound of the letter E. this applies to nicknames and names that have a common nickname that ends in E

Examples of the rule of E are; Katie, Brittany, Ashley, Bailey, Cathy, Mandy, Dannie, Kimmy.

by elalgarro October 15, 2009