pocket crabs

Like secret pocket sand but with crabs

The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever

by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022

prison pocket

Your butthole.

Whilst banging Brenda last night, I slipped my thumb knuckle-deep into her prison pocket, and she loved it.

by Slippy Dickerson March 27, 2022

Sprogget pocket

Uterus

My sprogget pocket is compressing painfully

by Mac2188 March 27, 2022

Pocket pals

A fidget toy specifically designed to help you smile. Made out of glass by Eran Park.

When I’m sad I play with my pocket pals and everything just gets better.

by Sir W. Played. March 28, 2022

prism pocket

A prism pocket is your bootyhole. That’s litterally it. You can smuggle stuff up it and once in a while a poo nugget will come out.💩

Donald: how did you bring your weed without your mom knowing?

Ali: I smuggled it up my prism pocket 🦗

by McNugget11111111 March 29, 2022

New York Pizza Pocket

when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.

Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?

Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”

by rubberduckie28 March 29, 2022

out of pocket

when someone is out of pocket they are simply having no filter in a conversation or with a statement

leo: that girl’s got a phatty 3000 i’d love to send her some booty pics
me: bro, ur out of pocket

by Coolchick3345 January 22, 2022