withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

Old Gayzer

A redefinition of old gezer but this definition is made for a old gay guy that is watching you from across the room looking for gay sex from another male. Old Gay zer.

That old man is checking out my ass from across the room.

He must be a Old gayzer

by Batter Daddy April 25, 2024

The Old school twist

when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole

( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)

by mitchell richardson October 12, 2011

Big old Ellis

Someone who believes everything that goes on the internet is true

"That big old Ellis thinks that because it's on urban dictionary it's 100% true!"

by msl0402975877 July 16, 2021

Old bitch

Women 25 and older

Key: I gotta date women younger than me, these old bitches got too much trauma
James: No cap! No more OBs

by luhKey January 19, 2025

Angry old lady

Judy

Judy is just a angry old lady

by Themango2 February 13, 2022

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015