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Madison

Either the funniest girl or the meanest. Will gain your trust then sleep with your crush or will be forever loyal to your friendship. Will turn the entire world against you or help you control the world.
“yeah the bitch Madison totally slept with my crush.”
by _.ruby._ December 21, 2022
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Madison

Madison is a good person to have. Madison is the type of person to you a nickname. Madison is overprotective tho so don’t be rude to someone she’s overprotective of
Madison is the best friend/girlfriend I’ve ever had
by Lana💕 December 24, 2022
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Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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madison

the best person ever to walk the earth, she's probably mixed and has amazing curly hair and also has a really big booty. A madison can rizz anyone up at any time of day. she is very funny and everyone loves her sm.
person 1: i love madison shes so funny
person 2: oh my god fr her hair is gorg
by ilovemyman123456 February 9, 2023
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Madison

A ginger with no soul but for some reason has friends
That Madison girl has friends for some reason. I don’t get it, SHES a Ginger.
by That weird brunette kid February 17, 2023
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magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.
did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.
by berry potter February 24, 2023
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Madisen

The type of girl that you can talk to, she has a very crooked back. Madisen's tend to spend a lot of time in their imagination rather than being in the real world
damn that Madisen spends a lot of time in her head
by ☆Allieum☆ March 19, 2023
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