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jesus

person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E

Person 2: S U S 🗿
by whatislife13383822 July 30, 2021
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Jesus Christ

The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...
Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
by lizardbois640 June 7, 2025
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Jesus

Jesus is a very cool and muscular male, he usually save people from death. Jesus is also known as the kindest person on the universe, indeed many girls are attracted to him.
Hi
Hi
Are you Jesus?
Yes
I love you then
by Cx Stonks April 29, 2022
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It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)
OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)
by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022
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Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.
Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.
by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022
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Jesus

A Guy that has a cult about him and his father.
Jesus is going to turn your semen into wine
by The Bitch of Sin December 29, 2024
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Jesus

person 1: hey do you know jesus?
person 2: yea i saw him play A Night Out On Earth last night
by walmartshoppingcart May 22, 2023
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