The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
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Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude
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food was shit anyway, charge it tho.
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