A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.
by ItsurUncleLou November 19, 2019

by HellSon November 16, 2020

will love the most beautiful girl in the world who’s name starts with r
harry is the hottest boy around
he works in a bakery
cries but in a cool way
he’s really sorry he was having a wee
it’s very warm he’s wearing a coat and nobody knows why
he has a son named ishmael who never calls anymore
he lives in the valley
he’s tired and it’s winter
harry is the hottest boy around
he works in a bakery
cries but in a cool way
he’s really sorry he was having a wee
it’s very warm he’s wearing a coat and nobody knows why
he has a son named ishmael who never calls anymore
he lives in the valley
he’s tired and it’s winter
i love harry ❤️
by harrysonishmeal May 15, 2021

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
by BertCocain November 22, 2021

Stay away . A megan harris will destroy you .. eat your remains … simmer your soul on a stove … then try to feed your lifeless remains back to you . If a megan harris is ever connected to a nichole . Run !
by Twentytwo November 22, 2021

an annoying prick who verbally abuses people
oh look there's harri
by terms of service apply July 19, 2022

The second woman to have lost the United States presidential election in both United States history and to Donald Trump
Emily: What?? How could Kamala Harris lose the election?? She had such a great campaign!
Chad: Well considering that she was installed as the Democratic nominee without a primary vote, and her campaign primarily consisted of "I'm not Trump who is literally Hitler", her campaign was not great and this outcome was to be expected.
Chad: Well considering that she was installed as the Democratic nominee without a primary vote, and her campaign primarily consisted of "I'm not Trump who is literally Hitler", her campaign was not great and this outcome was to be expected.
by anonymoususer54 November 7, 2024
