Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025

Floob his Norf

The act of pranking a guest on a 24 hour twitch stream

When Unworldly get on, we're all gonna floob his norf so good with Vi!

by NorfyFloober November 27, 2025

his meat is halal

the sound of a cat professing her love to a burger

BurgerTsar: "MashaAllah"
Pott: "when did burger become a muslim"
Tuttifrutti: "his meat is halal"
Happi: "OMG TUTTI X BURGER NEW SHIP"

by allahuakbartaliban November 28, 2025

Hi Folks,

An introduction to an email referencing a group of folks. The folks are part of a folk culture or a folk group.

Hi Folks,

by Brian the Gentleman December 3, 2025

hi

a greeting used around the world

hi.

by coolguy16384 December 11, 2025

hi

is a word for greeting people

"Hi, Jason!"

by itadakimasuu December 15, 2025

Knows his way around a mud pie

A term used to describe a man who is genuinely "country" and hardworking. It signifies that he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty, is capable of handling manual labor, and has the grit required for rural life.

"Don't worry about the truck breaking down out here; Jackson's with us, and he knows his way around a mud pie. He'll have us moving in ten minutes."

by Sarcophagus December 25, 2025