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eat my rage

an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.
Goofy - “Awhh ha, are ya having fun?”
Man - “EAT MY RAGE!!!!!”
by Benjamin Littler July 9, 2023
mugGet the eat my ragemug.

Eat my tamales

Similar to "eat my shorts", but used when speaking to a Latin American. "Tamales" in this case refer to the buttocks if a male is saying it, and the breasts if a female is.
Person 1: Blah blah j*b search.. blah blah want ads... blah blah economy...
Person 2: Eat my tamales, nigga! I'm tired of you!
by A skibidigmasexual man November 16, 2025
mugGet the Eat my tamalesmug.

had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids
by sunline January 5, 2022
mugGet the had to eat nutellamug.

i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo
"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"
by SAURCE February 25, 2022
mugGet the i eat sandmug.

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone
“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter
by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018
mugGet the Eating the cake battermug.

Newspaper Eating

Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.
-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."
by shingwenn December 1, 2024
mugGet the Newspaper Eatingmug.

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