up the dummy

When an inmate pulls his penis out for a female staff member.

Hey Sarge, dude on 5 galley up the dummy on the nurse again.

by Lt Gray K3-34 May 19, 2020

Fat Daddy Dump

Fat Daddy Dump or FDD, is a person who will eat anything and everything. Usually the person who scarfs down other people's leftovers when they're not looking.

Originally seen on S2E8 of the youtube show 2Gingers, where Brian destroyed 50 McNuggets.

Look at that Fat Daddy Dump over there stealing fries from those children, dipping them in their chocolate milk, and eating them in front of their faces. Dude's got problems.

by 2Gingers May 28, 2020

Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020

fuck this dump

When you’ve finally had it with a place that really sucks.

Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump”

Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.

by garvey July 18, 2020

Slump a dump

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.

Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.

by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020

Force 12 Dump

Taking a shit so big it nearly overflows the bowl sometimes requiring a flush so you can continue.

You might want to wait a minute before going in their. I just took a Force 12 Dump and it's not going to be safe for a bit.

by Whale Eye Willy October 7, 2020

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020