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carpet crack

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack
by maxreboband October 21, 2020
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Crack Back

A female whose life revolves around fucking over those she knows and doesn't even know and denies the obvious such as stealing your belongings while this loser crack back reject is wearing your very stylish clothes and in possession of your personal belongings.

This snake has no morals or conscience and lies thru the very cracked back where a real human possesses a spine.
That crack back where is wearing my clothes bc those jeans and tank top were in the RV I assume she hand a hand in stealing. She is a real snakey crack back never going to be anything solid in her life!
by Karmas servd best ICECOLD November 7, 2018
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crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.
Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.
by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017
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Cracking

To have sexual intercourse with someone, typically with the person you're talking about on the bottom
"We ALL cracking that cute femboy right gang"
by Freakyrowan July 26, 2025
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crack in the alter

There's a crack in the alter
by anonymous August 1, 2022
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Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.
My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me knowdinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.
by Shegruwell December 20, 2018
mugGet the Crack head mommug.

festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021
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