Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack

Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated

by Allthepseudonymsichoosearegone July 25, 2021

crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown October 30, 2015

Crack Limo

In London it is used to identify Lime Bikes, as these are the preferred mode of transportation of crack dealers.

Look at that shirtless guy riding a crack limo

by Crack Limo May 17, 2025

naruto on crack

A popular series of funny or vine videos of so called "naruto on crack"

Radom ass person: yo have you seen naruto on crack other person:wtf is naruto on crack

by Idkwtfyw May 15, 2020

Butt crack

The line between your booty cheeks

My butt crack is itchy

by February 08, 2023

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 19, 2011