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Chris

He’s a fag that gets no bitches and is a soft ass pussy he’s also gay and he watches gay porn when he gets horny and he has a Girlfriend because he’s so sexy he turns everyone on even dudes when they see him at school and public
Ayo look it’s Chris
by Xvoi November 21, 2021
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Chris

Has a 26 pack and Miguel is mad and also the funniest person on the world and the best person on the world
Chris is the best and way better than Miguel
by Dr Chris June 20, 2019
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Chris

A gay fag with a 1 inch wonder normally a fat music student who is the physical form of cancer. He is a deformed retard.
DAVE:He’s such a Chris

ADAM:fuck ikr he’s a nigger faggot
by Mother ducker May 21, 2018
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Chris

Biggest bitch and crybaby usually has a small penis and sucks dick for free
by Yuwiifude27 April 29, 2019
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Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
definition of Chris Lahn is a chop
by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018
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1Insidegamer Chris

boy 1: omg i'm so gay
boy 2: you mean 1insidegamer Chris?
by Rem_ July 17, 2022
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Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.
Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(
by Michael Glen June 9, 2025
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