CHRIS?

A mass so incomprehensibly large, just the thought of her could cause the Earth to split.

‘Is that Chris?”
“Chris is so big, the ball on a lollipop is the Sun for him”

by Msmcoolman June 9, 2025

Chris

A long dick ass nigga

Is your boyfriend a Chris or nah?

by BabayWtat April 10, 2024

chris fleming

thinks hes ard but ill take his trainers

chris fleming is a muppet

by …nocallerid… April 13, 2024

Chris and Ariyanna

Chris and Ariyanna can be a toxic couple, on the other hand they can get a little freaky at a point in time. Little do they know they love each other very much and can be on and off 5 times in one week

DANG!!! Chris and Ariyanna are still together???

by Unknxwn April 20, 2024

Chris Smokie

When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE

“did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”

by jffjgjfjfjdj May 6, 2024

Chris Smokie

A “Chris Smokie” is a term used to describe someone who is caught smoking.

James is a Chris Smokie

by Thomas… May 7, 2024

chris the curly wurly

IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON

chris the curly wurly LOVES CURLY WURLY

by anonymous May 10, 2024