Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

bush telly

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree

Girl you have one big bush telly going on there

by Coozba August 17, 2017

Bushes

Bushes like "bull-shit" school, work, family, friendly curse word

Wow, you can't go. That's bushes dude

by Mynameiscay November 22, 2016

the bacon bush rider

1. Used to refer to a boy from London, bit of a YAK, very much raggo, too much to handle.
2. A Problem

Watch out for the bacon bush rider in the corner, he's lurking

by dabizzle1993 January 15, 2014

bush breasts

a fat man with hairy boobs.

OMG...that dude has hairy moobs!! Dude those are Bush Breasts!!

by Psikopathikly Speaking July 15, 2014

bush limo

An expensive four wheel drive with genuine off road capability and reliability. Most frequently associated with a new and high end Toyota landcruiser. Refers to cost moreso than creature comfort.

Look at that bloke with his new bush limo.

by Noodles_snacks August 31, 2023

Tied bushes

When the two lower bushes meet. (You know what I mean ;3)

Jeff and I totally tied bushes last night.

by FishBread January 2, 2019