Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

drano brain

Meth users. Heavy users whose brains are so fried they should no longer be considered members of the human race.

Tom and Sally now belong in the drano brain class of non humans.

by CoolLiving November 24, 2017

Brain Dead

Andrew when he plays Overwatch

“Did you see that dood he’s brain dead

by Nat big homo June 2, 2019

souls-like Brain Rot

when you can’t enjoy anything that doesn’t involve dodge rolling and mindlessly killing things

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i literally cannot enjoy animal crossing, because it doesn’t have dodge rolling and killing in it.”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails

ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains

by spitts mcman October 7, 2011

Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.

I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.

by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022

Brain Raped

The headache immediately following a day of thinking through distractions. And arguing with invisible friends. Unsuccessfully...

I just left work and I think I was Brain Raped

by TotalFiction January 10, 2020