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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
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quarter base

When you first hold hands with your girl.
Dude: yo, last night I mad it to quarter base!!!
Bro: you guys holdin’ hands already? BET
by Hotmommalover69xxxomega May 14, 2018
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half-baked meme

an echolalia of mine. more specifically, a meme that is dank, but not yet and must increase in dankness.
i made a half-baked meme and i will ensure that it gets danker over time.
by autisticmemer March 30, 2018
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Racey base

An extremely fast built fort in fortnite.
Harrison, smash down a racey base!
by Shanalfetish May 27, 2018
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777th base

You will need

777bibles

A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor

A cow
Rats

Lion

Lamb

The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.
What is 777th base?
by Cockateel June 1, 2018
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california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
by Nancy who? June 9, 2018
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American Baseball

When somebody throw's a baseball in Your'e Anal And Large Amount Of People Watch It As It Happens.
Man,I need some Attention i Should Start American Baseballing
by IMsorrynot July 21, 2018
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