handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

Old People Sex

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?

“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”

by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

old people dust

Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.

Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.

by rwellz April 26, 2024

New Age Old School

Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation

That chick is New Age Old School

by Retrostyle November 24, 2020

103 years old

An age.

She is nearly 103 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

old iron bridge

1.) A group of men who have sex with instruments and ejaculate on stages.
2.) A firm grip on a womans breast
3.) Large dicked Men

"She was riding me and put a Old Iron Bridge on her."

by Big ChuK October 15, 2014