Sex Goblin

Surprising your other half by hiding behind an obstacle only to jump out from behind it revealing you are completely naked shouting the phrase 'sex goblin'. Intercourse guaranteed.

Ny girlfriend loves it when my inner sex goblin is revealed.

by BradTheImpaler March 25, 2016

hw sex

The scientific term in which an individual becomes so engrossed in finishing homework that a feeling of considerable relief (orgasm) is achieved when finished. This feeling of relief is made up of both pride and self achievement. This "hw orgasm" is similar to it's sexual counterpart and sometimes involve the same feelings listed above, but they are vastly different in that a hw sex orgasm usually involves one person but is not considered a mastabatory derivative.

Hey Francis what did you finish the Math assignment from Wednesday? Nah, I really need to get some hw sex; I've been having a dry spell lately and the test is coming up.

by chemist de grey July 27, 2010

Sex offender

"The state of Florida has asks us to. Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad and now we're good. We're now moving into your neighborhood. My name is Charles Dolan dropping reims. I've been arrested seven time. I know that sound like a lot. Three of thos times were for vandalism. I'm not here to make pretenses im here because my sex offenses."Fat guy comes in"My name is Sam pound I'm number one.apoligizing for what I've done. In case your wondering what that was. I walked into a bathroom and shoved my and up a *******************

Sex offender suffle on YouTube

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 20, 2017

sex tape

reason why so many people are becoming famous without having any ounce of talent

hey if you want to become famous, just make a sex tape with a celebrity.

by pocketdotslotz February 22, 2010

Retard Sex

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina

1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.

by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006

sex stroke

when a guy fails to climax because he is too tired to do so and ends up giving up altogether

Mitch was so tired after work that when he had sex with Kirsty, he ended up having a sex stroke.

by marcusnugg May 19, 2009

Ice sex

the process of stimulation via ice or enchancing intercourse via the use of ice. For example using ice on a woman's clit or insering ice into the vagina and having intercourse.

by M.R. March 21, 2003