dirty brown water trash

a white trash person who smells like garbage and looks like garbage too
by harrymccrabhat January 09, 2013
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Water Sport Pole Docking

An advanced form of docking. The two men engage in the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. For the rugged outdoor type males, one male will insert the end of fishing pole up his anus and attempt to swing the hook and catch the other male.
Carlos and Chris loves fishing and penis so they went to the sporting good section of Wal-Mart and played a little game of Water Sport Pole Docking.
by dirtybirdz May 02, 2018
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thunder water motor boat

When she sticks a finger in his butt while he jerks off and she sits on his face
Don’t worry baby, just stick a finger in my butt and sit in my face and let’s thunder water motor boat
by Laughing boy. April 20, 2019
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Portuguese Hot water bottle

When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.
Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"

Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
by bitchezzzman August 04, 2009
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electric city water bed

when you drink too much and piss the bed then knowingly have sex with your girlfriend in the piss
Alex totally pulled a electric city water bed last night with his girl
by MichealScott13 February 03, 2023
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water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains
Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.
by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016
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