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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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International Take a Big Risk Day

International Take a Big Risk Day is a concept created by internationally known and recognized Couples Therapist, creature of the Adventure in Intimacy couples workshops, as an opportunity to stretch into new behaviors that help us reclaim our atrophied human qualities that are part of our human essence!.
What a coincidence! Today is International Take a Big Risk Day! What healing behavior will you stretch into, so that you grow yourself today?
by Widget's Mom July 28, 2016
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Take à Napoléon

Means taking a loooong deep nap with your stomach full.

“I took a nap!” The other person replies: “Same schedule took à Napoléon too…”
Take à Napoléon… This person took a loooong deep nap with a happy stomach! With explaines why it isn’t just a nap but a more historical conquest, that needs a famous name like Napoleon.
by Tarmy613 February 16, 2024
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take it there

a duel of wit and banter testing who can generate the most offensive but still funny line
we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister

I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that
by oc-la October 26, 2007
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Take Care Easy

A phrase of taking it easy but with more swag.

Origin: Binh Huynh Chicago from

Bình Huỳnh Cuộc Sống Mỹ Ở Chicago
Hello Ba xa take care easy. Thank you ba xa sieu dau bep
by Chu Tam October 7, 2022
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This has nothing to do with the word. I'm not going to let you make my create artificial intelligence for free and without any credit. If you won't pay, your kids will.
Hym "And I won't even have to ask them to do it. I'm not taking "No" for an answer. It'll be the biggest mistake of your fucking lives."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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