Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
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‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
by uhsoka February 1, 2023
Get the Westminster School mug.Basically Ohio where everything is on fire. The teachers treat you like shit. The teachers also hate your bladder. Everyone is treated unfairly and the teachers suffer too. They have to teach a class that doesn't listen to anything. School isn't even about learning anymore it's more like a drama filled world that you have to go to every single day.
"The boys" are always saying "ayoooo," and
sometimes the nature of them is disgusting. I am
a boy myself and I know not all of them are like this. So please don't take this as offense if you are a male like me.
Anyways, I don't have to say much about the females except the pick me's and snobby ones.
The pick me's think they are litteraly a boy. They also talk about how itty bitty and small they are.
All of the boys think the pick me's are weird and all the girls hate the pick me's. If you ever find one beware.
Next the snobby females are toxic and gossip about people for no apparent reason. It's not just females sometimes it's males. They disown people and betray them. And none of the teachers do anything about it.
Then there is the actual friends. They don't disown you and protect you from any toxic people. They actually take interest in what you want to do and don't gossip about you with their other friends. If you have a toxic friend you should try to get a new friend like this one.
Everyone's envisionment of fashion is baggy things. Everyone wears Nirvana Shirts and Airforce 1´s. That is basically the school system.
"The boys" are always saying "ayoooo," and
sometimes the nature of them is disgusting. I am
a boy myself and I know not all of them are like this. So please don't take this as offense if you are a male like me.
Anyways, I don't have to say much about the females except the pick me's and snobby ones.
The pick me's think they are litteraly a boy. They also talk about how itty bitty and small they are.
All of the boys think the pick me's are weird and all the girls hate the pick me's. If you ever find one beware.
Next the snobby females are toxic and gossip about people for no apparent reason. It's not just females sometimes it's males. They disown people and betray them. And none of the teachers do anything about it.
Then there is the actual friends. They don't disown you and protect you from any toxic people. They actually take interest in what you want to do and don't gossip about you with their other friends. If you have a toxic friend you should try to get a new friend like this one.
Everyone's envisionment of fashion is baggy things. Everyone wears Nirvana Shirts and Airforce 1´s. That is basically the school system.
by ersatze February 13, 2023
Get the The School System mug.A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.
by gay.llama February 20, 2023
Get the High School mug.Also known as the "Druggy School," the Field School is a place where people go when they want an excuse to do drugs, alcohol, and sex. Called this due to the fact that the first Field school was in a Marijuana Field.
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Actually, a pretty cool place that's just really chill and relaxed. And good for it- a lot of private schools around DC maybe shouldn't take as many pills as Field, but one they should is a chill pill. Also, some really cool people go there.
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Actually, a pretty cool place that's just really chill and relaxed. And good for it- a lot of private schools around DC maybe shouldn't take as many pills as Field, but one they should is a chill pill. Also, some really cool people go there.
Maret Kid: Haha you go to The Field School! DRUGGY!
Field Kid: Hey you are too just admit it.
Sidwell Kid: Shut up you're high all the time!
Field Kid: That's a stereotype. And do I look like I'm high?
GDS Kid: Whateva! We do lots of hw so you're inferior!
Wilson Kid: Hey guys.
Maret, Sidwell, and GDS Kid: OH SHIT PUBLIC SCHOOL KID *they run away and hide*
Field Kid: Hey, thanks. They need to take a chill pill.
Wilson Kid: So true
Field Kid: Hey you are too just admit it.
Sidwell Kid: Shut up you're high all the time!
Field Kid: That's a stereotype. And do I look like I'm high?
GDS Kid: Whateva! We do lots of hw so you're inferior!
Wilson Kid: Hey guys.
Maret, Sidwell, and GDS Kid: OH SHIT PUBLIC SCHOOL KID *they run away and hide*
Field Kid: Hey, thanks. They need to take a chill pill.
Wilson Kid: So true
by Mr. Obviously Obvious November 8, 2009
Get the The Field School mug.The coolest fuckin place on earth. The place to be if you got a penis. BURN IN HELL BAYLOR! YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHERS ASS!
by Dude Man October 16, 2004
Get the McCallie School mug.The place where Rich white kids, smart Asian kids, and horny Indian kids come to learn that Biochemistry is the subject of Satan. Oftentimes, these 4 years reflect regret in not learning Korean (to decipher professors) instead of learning Spanish (to decipher your patients). These 4 years are filled with defining "firsts" Ex: First time White Kid A screwed an Asian Girl. First time Indian Kid A got laid period. First time Asian girl tried lesbian porn to pay for her abusive boyfriend's car insurance.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.
I went to Dental School because I did not get into Medical School.
I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.
Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.
I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.
Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.
by dizzlerizzle April 24, 2006
Get the medical school mug.An elite independent prep school located on 216 Hope Street in Providence, Rhode Island. It was founded in 1889 by Mary Colman Wheeler, an American Impressionist artist and educator born in Concord, Massachusetts. Wheeler School is a nursery - grade 12 co-ed day school which boasts rigorous academics, exceptional arts, and noteworthy athletics.
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