SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021

Nap and a Sandwich

When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.

It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"

Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......

Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.

by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021

Breadless Sandwich

Breadless Sandwich refers to something that lacks of something that the original version haved and was the main thing, making the new version feel bland.

"Hey bro, did you watched the new season of The Simpsons?"
"Nah, the show is now shit and it feels like a breadless sandwich"

by Manaos de manzana September 20, 2021

hangover sandwich

2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.

Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich

by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021

Soup Sandwich

Soup Sandwich is a term used to define a retarded or mentally disabled person.

“Hey scott look! It’s a Soup Sandwich!”

“No. Thats a guy in a wheelchair barry.”

by Molly57779 July 16, 2021

Sandwich

two pieces of bread with sliced meat* and other toppings

*does not include hamburgers or hotdogs

a ham and cheese is a sandwich, but a hotdog or hamburger definitely isn't

by xLoop July 19, 2021

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021