knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022

Pineapple hairs

a word to describe the weird spiky green bits on the top of a pineapple. Made up once again by the lovely beautiful anix.

"make sure to cut off the pineapple hairs before you eat the pineapple."

by yourlocalfriendlyperson June 17, 2020

Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.

I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.

by EY WHAT U DOING IN MY SWAMP DO June 16, 2020

Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.

Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”

by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025

Pineapple hair

A person whit pineapple hair

I have pineapple hair Anix 2020

by Nick1267rt6d June 16, 2020

Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.

by Reneofny October 23, 2024

mac n cheese hair

mac n cheese hair is a wonderful girl who is amazing and the best person ever

"hi mac n cheese hair!"
"hi."

by magical unicorn baddie uwu June 8, 2023