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Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus
by Jfjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj October 7, 2020
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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Jesus

Males named jesus have the biggest dicks out there and they so fine
Jesus has a big dick
by Jsfromdtx November 23, 2021
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Jesus Christ

this is part two
So if we know that there is a God, how can we know that Christianity is the only true religion?

2) To answer this, I will use certain religions as examples. Firstly, we must know that Jesus has made himself part of every major religion there is.
Islam sees him as a prophet. High-level Buddhist scholars and the Dalai lama say that Jesus also lived previous lives and see him as either a Bodhisattva or an enlightened person. Hindu religious and political leaders acknowledge him as an Āchārya, Sadhu, or Avatar(there are more religions in the Religious views on Jesus page).

With all this information, we understand that almost every single religion these days has included Jesus in them in some form or another. They have accepted him as a wise man whose words we can trust, and yet Jesus' words for us are: "I am the way, the truth, and the Life" and "No one goes to the Father except through me.

All religions give credit to Jesus and yet Jesus only gives credit to himself. All religions point to Jesus being a part of them and yet Jesus points towards only one religion. So, if everyone says: "Jesus is part of our way", but Jesus says: "No, I am the only way" then that means that Christianity is the only true religion because Jesus' statement eliminates everyone else's.

And there you have it, through the use of intellectual reasoning and science, we conclude that both God exists and that Christianity is the only true religion. I hope this helps you somehow.
Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life
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Jesus

Some rotten corpse of a guy that was nailed to a plank for trying to stand up to some bullies
“Hey whatever happened to Jesus?”
“He died.”
by Anonymous#4018 March 30, 2024
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Jesus Wept

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.
“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”
by HoggedOut69 December 25, 2023
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Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.
Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader
by Entity010 August 12, 2022
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