muffled fart

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.

hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart

by goldbrood77 May 28, 2008

avid farts

Quick cuts, flashes of random imagery in modern day Hollywood movies that make it fuckin impossible to tell what's going on. Used particularly by commercials director Michael Bay.

"All the avid farts in this TRANSFORMERS movie are giving me a headache"

by stones throw August 28, 2008

FART PLATTER

An entree composed of a variety of beans: Red beans, Pinto beans, butter beans et al that induce flatulence.

The third item on the menu is Fart Platter.

by PlanetJBH February 6, 2013

Fart-camouflage

n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.

Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.

Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.

by Oranjes May 4, 2013

farting policy

The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".

Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)

by stealthbomber May 8, 2013

fart op

A moment of opportunity when one's fart can be masked by noise or wind or simply lack of other people. Some fart ops known to man have included:

1. Elevators
2. Outdoors
3. Crowded streets
4. Empty trains
5. Bathrooms

Charlie always used the fart op of a train pulling into the station and making noise.

by farting al June 9, 2013

part-fart

-Part fart, part poop, in your pants.
-A fun alternative to the shart.
-A phenomenon occurring in your pants, caused by a sour and unfortunate misjudgment of a fart's character, leading to soiled under-drawers and/or panties.

"Dude, can i borrow your g-string? I just ruined mine with a sick nasty part-fart."

"I just part-farted, awww shit! No pun intended"

"That part-fart almost got the best of my skeebies, but my coarse anal hair blocked the blast."

"Does anyone have a time machine by chance? I just part-farted."

by Wordsmith1983 May 14, 2014