Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.
by alwaysplaysscissors August 19, 2013
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My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.
by @farmgirl March 9, 2025
Get the facebook sibling mug.Facebook Bombing is a form of computer fraud to involves harassment involves the act or acts of an individual the creates multiple facebook accounts under different or similar to the original account with the prime objective is
1. online harassment
2. making threats to kill or hurt
3. dating harassment
4.scams and more
5. bombarding people with unsolicited images of a adult nature
1. online harassment
2. making threats to kill or hurt
3. dating harassment
4.scams and more
5. bombarding people with unsolicited images of a adult nature
facebook bombing is where you receive multiple replies from the same person using different facebook profiles and gives the impression the a different is agreeing or making threats with them
by acer3 October 29, 2021
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Wow, Facebook sheep, do they believe every meme, story, or celebrity they see or read about on Facebook? They follow like sheep to slaughter!
by leftturn April 3, 2023
Get the Facebook sheep mug.Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics
Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion
Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion
by kilam345 January 24, 2012
Get the Facebook illusion mug.When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.
Also called "fajonesing"
Also called "fajonesing"
by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011
Get the Facebook jonesing mug.When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.
"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"
by BrassBurns June 24, 2016
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