Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.

Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”

by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018

mouth cream

Mouth cream comes from your mouth orgasming while and during eating something delicious.

It can also be associated with gleeking.

e.g.

"Dude, I mouth creamed so hard while eating that cake at Georgias' party!"

by cegmr March 11, 2017

berries and cream

made by the little lad.

Berries and cream
Berries and cream
I'm a little lad who loves
Berries and cream

by ahyes October 21, 2021

Cream pie

When a guy cums so much in the girls pussy that it oozes out

Jake:last night me and my girlfriend fucked and I cream pies in her pussy so much she was screaming

Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it

by Dickandpussy October 4, 2020

Porn Cream

Sussy baka

Porn cream on Fred lol 😹

by Peoeoeoe January 10, 2022

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021