Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022
Get the Chris Hemsworthmug. An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......
by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017
Get the Chris Keinplanmug. by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022
Get the Chris Kutylamug. Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.
by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023
Get the Chris Cornellmug. a big strong man formally named Christopher, changed his named because it wasn't Manley enough big strong and handsome amazing at sports gets all the girls
by big handsome man February 21, 2025
Get the Chris Riordanmug. Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.
"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"
"Yeah, why?"
"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."
"Well he's still a good friend..."
"Yeah, you're right."
"Yeah, why?"
"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."
"Well he's still a good friend..."
"Yeah, you're right."
by rinxshiemi October 22, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
Get the Chris Brownmug.