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Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”
mugGet the Chrismug.

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
mugGet the Woke Up Chris Breezymug.

Chris Pratt

The first man in marvel history to say the f-word.
Hey bro, did you hear that Chris Pratt was the guy in a marvel movie to say the f-word
by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024
mugGet the Chris Prattmug.

Chris Olsen

A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
by True king February 16, 2019
mugGet the Chris Olsenmug.

Hate chris

Which means when a GILBERT understands everything about you and appreciates you
by Sghhhhh September 29, 2021
mugGet the Hate chrismug.

Chris Brown

CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.
-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.
by XxbeanzzzxX September 6, 2022
mugGet the Chris Brownmug.

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