Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"
Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
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Get the Ruben polar bear mug.A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.
This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.
WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.
This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.
WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.
So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!
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Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?
Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?
Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
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