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Douche Bag

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags
Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"
by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019
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Bad Bag

The bad bag is a container made of flexible material that is used to store drugs; or anything that your parents would consider “bad”.
“Yo, grab the Bad Bag I’m tryna smoke.”

“Dude quick! Hide the Bad Bag my mom is coming!”
by ShoT Vortex March 28, 2019
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Toe Bag

A gross ice bag used for a swollen toe
Ew, don’t touch Derick’s toe bag!
by Yereet March 30, 2019
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The Pendulum Bag

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.
Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.
by Master Seacock April 8, 2019
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Moon Bagging

Moon Bagging is when a wine-o removes the bag from boxed wine and drinks straight from the tap of the bag.
"WOW, Jane really loves Moon Bagging. She went through an entire one last night before she hit the floor".

"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".
by COMTEE April 17, 2019
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down bag

We’ve been doing too much up bag, let’s cop the down bag tonight
by Smoldoink September 14, 2019
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grunt bag

Grunt bag : one who is trying too hard to impress his or her peers. A low totem pole individual who wants to be the best when they can't.
Yo grunt bag, you ever heard of ligma?? I bet you have cuz you lig my balls.
by Deeniceforyoupoo October 2, 2019
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