heezle school

the worst place on earth, it has the most Dangerous Road! your heart will beat extra fast and you will feel like you are going to pass out as you walk through it, suddenly the temperature rises and your body is half burnt and that's not even it! students say that ''that is the safest part'' because as soon as you walk in the school! you are not going to get back! they say that some rituals are done there and no one has survived and came back from that school!! IN CONCLUSION: DON'T SEND YOUR KID TO HEEZLE SCHOOL

Anne: hey, there is a new school im moving to!
Jake: oh really? which school?
Anne: heezle school
Jake: you ain't coming back, RIP bae

by druckman June 14, 2021

Aldwickbury School

A POG champ school where absolute fat neeks go to! Apart from me, I’m cool 😎

Boy 1: I go to aldwickbury school
Boy 2: Your a fat neek then

by Your_nan69420 May 22, 2021

school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

The Field School

Also known as the "Druggy School," the Field School is a place where people go when they want an excuse to do drugs, alcohol, and sex. Called this due to the fact that the first Field school was in a Marijuana Field.
...jokes
Actually, a pretty cool place that's just really chill and relaxed. And good for it- a lot of private schools around DC maybe shouldn't take as many pills as Field, but one they should is a chill pill. Also, some really cool people go there.

Maret Kid: Haha you go to The Field School! DRUGGY!
Field Kid: Hey you are too just admit it.
Sidwell Kid: Shut up you're high all the time!
Field Kid: That's a stereotype. And do I look like I'm high?
GDS Kid: Whateva! We do lots of hw so you're inferior!
Wilson Kid: Hey guys.
Maret, Sidwell, and GDS Kid: OH SHIT PUBLIC SCHOOL KID *they run away and hide*
Field Kid: Hey, thanks. They need to take a chill pill.
Wilson Kid: So true

by Mr. Obviously Obvious November 8, 2009

McCallie School

The coolest fuckin place on earth. The place to be if you got a penis. BURN IN HELL BAYLOR! YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHERS ASS!

1. " Dude McCallie just beat baylor's ass for the seventh year in a row!"
2. " Gettum McCallie!"

by Dude Man October 16, 2004

medical school

The place where Rich white kids, smart Asian kids, and horny Indian kids come to learn that Biochemistry is the subject of Satan. Oftentimes, these 4 years reflect regret in not learning Korean (to decipher professors) instead of learning Spanish (to decipher your patients). These 4 years are filled with defining "firsts" Ex: First time White Kid A screwed an Asian Girl. First time Indian Kid A got laid period. First time Asian girl tried lesbian porn to pay for her abusive boyfriend's car insurance.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.

I went to Dental School because I did not get into Medical School.

I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.

Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.

by dizzlerizzle April 24, 2006

Wheeler School

An elite independent prep school located on 216 Hope Street in Providence, Rhode Island. It was founded in 1889 by Mary Colman Wheeler, an American Impressionist artist and educator born in Concord, Massachusetts. Wheeler School is a nursery - grade 12 co-ed day school which boasts rigorous academics, exceptional arts, and noteworthy athletics.

The Wheeler School is one of the famous prep schools in Providence.

by Wheeler School September 9, 2007