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House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.
That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.
by papitx June 7, 2021
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Auntie house

When you come to work or anywhere high. Almost everyone have that one Auntie you can smoke with
Look at her , she just came from auntie house
by Liptip January 11, 2023
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Sarah's Haunted House

A term used when your friend's house is haunted.
OMG, THE STOVE STARTED LEVITATING ITS SARAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE!!
by REV G March 26, 2023
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Hathaway House

A place where inexperienced stupid males go under the impression they is a hot puss to be had. Poor ugly troll-like younglings are love bombed and overwhelmed by the sheer whoring skills of the Matrons vagina. Guarnteed to be still warm from the 13-60 year old that just blasted it full 30 minutes before you dropped in. You will believe her lies of being really wet and turned on for you, but actually its just another mans ejaculate you are licking and rubbing allover your cock balls and asshole. Like a puppy that knows no better you will give your self totally, to the Succubus's Charm. You will sacrifice your mind, body and spirit, and she will consume all while you are hexed and vexed whallering in other male jizz then she will spit out the shell that is left for you to die alone covered in seamen . Unless you are a smart young whelp and double wrap your penis and resist her whorecraft and hit it and make a smooth getaway as she is in the washroom and vanish with a quick witted excuse.. Other wise say your prayers you have been warned of the evil that lies within the house.
Diesel Dick #1 :Hey did you hear, Hathaway House has vacancy.
Invisible Dick #1: Id rather drink jet fuel and piss up a burning rope.
by Deviled Bacon July 19, 2022
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house cat

A seldom used insult, favored by hoodlums, comparing and individual to a domesticated "pet" cat as opposed to a stray cat, big cat, or wild cat, how ever stray cat can also be used as an insult. It is a play off the term "cat" used simply to refer to an individual.

The phrase "house cat" is typically directed towards those who lack street smarts, criminal affectation, or who other wise appear uncomfortable or out of place when confronted. The origin is unknown but it was likely first used from any where as early as the 1940s. It's popularity peaked in the 1970s and fell from use nearly entirely by the 1990s.
guy 1 "fight me bro!" girl "I just don't know Jimbo, I told David I go to the

dance with him..."
guy 2 "who you gonna fight, house cat?"

(reveals switchblade) guy "Aw give me a break, that house cat wouldn't

know what to do with ya"
by Slickback for short September 14, 2022
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Happy house

I couldn’t find any proper definitions soooo

“Happy house” as often used in tiktok refers to a family that looks happy and perfect but is completely different when alone. This family could look like the best family alive when in reality the parents/parent is a rage filled person who constantly hits, breaks, or damages things

For example, the family may look perfect. They have butterfly magnets on their fridge, but when you remove the magnets you see dents caused by someone in an obvious fit of anger-happy house

A daughter is bawling her eyes out in her room but has to clean up her tears and act happy and normal if she hears her parents/guardian(s) approach her-happy house
Jennie: “hey did you see Bella’s tiktok to that one weekend song? Her whole room was torn down and broken apart”
Scarlett: “yeah apparently her dad did it cuz she spilled some water in the couch, it’s so sad he seems like such a nice man..I think that’s called a happy house..”
by Ballsac 😋 February 2, 2024
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